Comments on: Ashes Ashes Ashes http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/ Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:15:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Jonathan Shaw http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/#comment-49 Jonathan Shaw Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:47:57 +0000 http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/#comment-49 Toni the tiger! Serious shit as can be! deep as the hole to hell, mano, and don't I know it? So we took yer bogus invite to heart went down to the poetry reading at letras e expressaoes last night. I tried calling you, but you didn't show up, viadao! All the big shots were there, Caitano Veloso, a porra toda! They were all staring at us like a coupla aliens when we walked in... Either one of us seems to have that kinda effect on those artsy types, so imagine us both together! Raios!!! Narcisa got cold feet at the last minute and there was nowhere to sit, so she just sat down on the floor and ate a big hunk of chocolate cake, getting more of it on her shirt, hands, face, feet, then in her mouth. Then she stood up and loudly declared, "boor-ing!" And we got the fuck out of there, with every eye in the joint following us silently out the door. I think she made more of a lasting impression anyway than any of those constipated little poets reading there... That's my Narcisa. Reading her poetry woulda been an anticlimax! As we got on the bike to split, I told her, "you don't need to read any fucking poetry, baby. You ARE poetry...' Anyway, sorry you missed the show. Next time show up when yer supposed to, fucko!! Abraco do cigano Toni the tiger! Serious shit as can be! deep as the hole to hell, mano, and don’t I know it?
So we took yer bogus invite to heart went down to the poetry reading at letras e expressaoes last night. I tried calling you, but you didn’t show up, viadao!
All the big shots were there, Caitano Veloso, a porra toda! They were all staring at us like a coupla aliens when we walked in… Either one of us seems to have that kinda effect on those artsy types, so imagine us both together! Raios!!! Narcisa got cold feet at the last minute and there was nowhere to sit, so she just sat down on the floor and ate a big hunk of chocolate cake, getting more of it on her shirt, hands, face, feet, then in her mouth.
Then she stood up and loudly declared, “boor-ing!” And we got the fuck out of there, with every eye in the joint following us silently out the door.
I think she made more of a lasting impression anyway than any of those constipated little poets reading there… That’s my Narcisa. Reading her poetry woulda been an anticlimax! As we got on the bike to split, I told her, “you don’t need to read any fucking poetry, baby. You ARE poetry…’ Anyway, sorry you missed the show. Next time show up when yer supposed to, fucko!! Abraco do cigano

]]> By: Tonico Monteiro de Carvalho http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/#comment-48 Tonico Monteiro de Carvalho Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:42:59 +0000 http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/#comment-48 Johnny Boy. This is some serious shit man. Wow. This girl is some really deep creature. An abyssal animal of existential pain. So real and powerful…you are quite right man, this girl is unique. If you ever think she would be up to stand up and read this poem in front of a crowd that would be eager to listen, you know about the Tuesdays of Poetry at Letras e Expressões I am part of. I would be glad to introduce her. She is sure to freak some people out, which I think she would enjoy. I think that could be therapeutic, cathartic and who knows… may be good for her self-esteem. Aloha Tonico Johnny Boy. This is some serious shit man. Wow. This girl is some really deep creature. An abyssal animal of existential pain. So real and powerful…you are quite right man, this girl is unique.
If you ever think she would be up to stand up and read this poem in front of a crowd that would be eager to listen, you know about the Tuesdays of Poetry at Letras e Expressões I am part of. I would be glad to introduce her. She is sure to freak some people out, which I think she would enjoy. I think that could be therapeutic, cathartic and who knows… may be good for her self-esteem.

Aloha

Tonico

]]> By: Jonathan Shaw http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/#comment-45 Jonathan Shaw Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:37:03 +0000 http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/#comment-45 Hey brother man - I'm glad you dig what my little psycho's putting down! When I told Narcisa what you said, she laughed derisively, said 'yeh right! I'm sure johnny depp is gonna take the time to read MY e'stupid little shit poetry!" She didn't believe me, till I showed her your e-mail, then she almost choked on her end of the spaghetti strand, bro. You hadda be there. Thanx! Love, js Hey brother man - I’m glad you dig what my little psycho’s putting down! When I told Narcisa what you said, she laughed derisively, said ‘yeh right! I’m sure johnny depp is gonna take the time to read MY e’stupid little shit poetry!”
She didn’t believe me, till I showed her your e-mail, then she almost choked on her end of the spaghetti strand, bro. You hadda be there. Thanx! Love, js

]]> By: Johnny Depp http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/#comment-44 Johnny Depp Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:36:14 +0000 http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/#comment-44 —–Original Message—– From: JD Date: Sun, 6 Apr 2008 19:38:13 To: JS Subject: Re: “Suicidio abortado” - by Narcisa holy fuck. beautiful. you and your little girl are certainly chewing on the same spaghetti strand, ol’ mate. i hope all is well, and i’ll just bet it is. love and all= JD —–Original Message—–
From: JD

Date: Sun, 6 Apr 2008 19:38:13
To: JS
Subject: Re: “Suicidio abortado” - by Narcisa

holy fuck. beautiful. you and your little girl are certainly chewing on the same spaghetti strand, ol’ mate.
i hope all is well, and i’ll just bet it is.

love and all=
JD

]]> By: Jonathan Shaw http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/#comment-43 Jonathan Shaw Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:30:56 +0000 http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/#comment-43 You always send the sweetest comments! Its really nice to know somebody's reading our shit. Thanx, hon! Xx js You always send the sweetest comments! Its really nice to know somebody’s reading our shit. Thanx, hon! Xx js

]]> By: Tasha http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/#comment-33 Tasha Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:35:46 +0000 http://www.scabvendor.com/blog/2008/04/06/ashes-ashes-ashes/#comment-33 immaculate genius, pure spirit is she who wrote that. immaculate genius, pure spirit is she who wrote that.

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