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NEWS FLASH: World Politrix

By Jonathan Shaw

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Hey, not to burst anybody’s little champagne bubble here, but since I keep getting all these creepy political propaganda messages in the mail from you all up there in the good old Reptilio Republik, I guess I got no choice today but to respond with my own little anti-political rant. So here goes…

If any of you should need a little breather from all the fervent political activism and tireless Save The Whales gymnastix, maybe just take five for a minnit, and, while yer at it, just for shits ‘n giggles’ sake, go onto YouTube and check out what Alex Jones and David Icke (two very important thinkers, in my humble opinion) BOTH got to say about all these great new politicians, who are gonna save the fuckin’ world from the evil power elite….

It would seem that all that glitters ain’t exactly fucking gold, people- especially in the realm of reptilio multinational world poli-tricks.

Yep, hard to fucking believe it, hein? But it looks like we’ve all been HAD. Gulp… Again?

My goodness. How unusual. Lying politicians…. Running for president of the United Snakes, no less.
How on earth could something like THAT ever have happened?!?
Hmmmm…  Time to ask ourselves. One more time… What’s wrong with THIS fucking picture?
Seems like every few decades “they” like to throw some wild cards into the deck, just to keep the little sheeple extra-befuddled…
Remember JFK? Now we got the ever-untraditional wild card, Barack Obama, and his even MORE untraditional opponent, the fucking elk-hunting shot-gun-toting succubus Sarah Palin. Hmmm…
Sorry, kidz… But, despite the very pretty packages and all the glittering sparkly brilliant marketing and expert mind control manipulation maneuvers, putting lipstick on the pigs, they are STILL pigs and I am simply philosophically opposed to the idea of changing the world by “working” within the same shit-stem that has controlled and worked it like an undernourished circus monkey from the beginning of official “history.”
Haven’t we all been watching this same fucking movie long enough?
And so, that being said, I must renew, just for today, my membership in the Zero Party system, in which the only good poli-trickster is - yep, you guessed it.
Wake up, kiddies.
There is no fucking Santa Claus!
Time to evolve…
Boo-hoo!
Want change?!? Wake the fuck up!!!
 –Xx JS

 Ps:
 Recommended song for the day: John Lennon’s Working Class Hero

 

9 Comments »

  1. Alessandra said,

    October 1, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Scratch Obama and THEN what? Let the crazy NRA lady take over?!?!!? Fuck that shit….

  2. JS said,

    October 1, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    It would be a bit presumptuous on my part to believe “i” have the external power to “let” or not “let” this or that reptilio computer programmed clone figure of the matrix “run” or not “run” the “world” by my participation in a frightfully corrupt system of mass mind control and manipulation, designed to lure me into an illusory ego power trap and thereby keep me enslaved to its insidious bullshit in the first place.

    Friend to friend suggestion:

    Check out Emmet Fox and stop wasting your time with external manifestations that can only frustrate and confuse.

    “You better free your mind instead”. - John Lennon

    “just for shits ‘n giggles sake, go onto youtube and check out what Alex Jones and David Icke (two very important thinkers, in my humble opinion) BOTH got to say.”. - JS

    “Search and research, always with an open mind.” - 12 + 12

    “More will be revealed.”. - old AA slogan…

    My interpetation of the serenity prayer:

    Cant change: people, places, things. Per se. Ie: world poli-tricks.
    Can change: my ever-expanding little piece of Eternal Consciousness.
    Know the difference: see ‘open mind’.

    Got it? Xx js

  3. Schmelsey said,

    October 2, 2008 at 12:03 am

    got it. the whole world is goin to shit anyway

  4. Tim said,

    October 2, 2008 at 12:43 am

    right on… right on….

  5. Svetlana said,

    October 2, 2008 at 12:49 am

    An honest politician is a contradiction in terms, no doubt about it. But Obama is the lesser of two evils and I’m scared shitless of having some war monger misogynist and a creationist vixen running the country. Yeah, and at least Obama is hot…even without lipstick.

  6. Alessandra said,

    October 2, 2008 at 12:55 am

    As JS would say, if you’re going to hell might as well shake hands with the devil. However, I agree. I am pro-handsome president. McCain even LOOKS like a goddamn lizard. Did anyone see the Colbert Report where he was imitating McCain’s lizard face?

  7. Captain Kirk said,

    October 2, 2008 at 2:22 am

    Fnord. Resistance is futile. Join the Captain on the intergalactic partybarge or face imminent dissembly at the underground Brazilian mental dismantling facility in Leme, or our alternate facility in Cincinnati. Full choice of candidates or weekend and anytime minute plan available (at extra charge). See myspace.ebay for details or click on the following link, but don’t say I didn’t warn you (how come they never put that shit in the fine print those bastards!) http://www.lipstickonamoose.commando

  8. js said,

    October 3, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    ‘the lesser of two evils’ is like saying the least dead of the dead, or less pregnant or something. Evil is evil. period. the idea that you can change the wold by participating in the system thats designed to destory it is ludicrous… its not the fucking president who ‘runs the country’ anyway and it never was…. its the guys you never see. the ‘good cop, bad cop’ presidential ‘election’ is a fucking scam, and it always has been… they are just two very different looking puppets held by the same hidden hand.
    wake up, people. it dosent matter who bloody ‘wins’ and it never did… either way, YOU LOSE. especially if you believe the fucking hype…
    change comes from within, not without… ONLY.
    free your mind and wake up.
    read David Icke’s work with an open mind, if you dare.. then maybe you really will get it…..
    WAKE UP!!!

  9. Svetlana said,

    October 4, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    JS, you sound a lot like my brother in terms of your political views, who is one of the smartest guys I know. But I have to disagree with evil being an absolute. There are degrees of evil, most easily illustrated by the difference between the crime committed against an adult versus any abuse against a child. I admire your idealism, and will definitely check out David Icke’s work, as you make it sound so intriguing. Thanks for the thought provocation.

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